Emma

Load of shite really

[dave @UTFR93]

New lyrics are shite

[Charlie @ASonNamedBort]

Nice of Germany to give us a preview of England's performance against Doctor Congo

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea have won more games in all competitions against Tottenham than we have against any other club.

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

They said the category is "Fashion Is Art" but she heard "Woman from The Cube who demonstrates at the Start"

[K @agoraphobicpoet]

My face every time Alex reaches another dragon 😭

#SkyscraperLIVE #netflix

[Corey Neal @CNeal70]

Me trying to enjoy watching #Skyscraperlive this is INTENSE

[Grace @graceyldn]

“Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming Brooklyn and Nicola to the dance floor as they share their first dance as a married couple.”

Victoria:

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Working the Friday between New Year’s Day and the first weekend of 2026

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

If you took a train in England today it could’ve been you. If you were out walking your dog it could’ve been you. Going about your daily life in any inch of this ostensibly peaceful country, it could be you. Britain, of all places, simply isn’t safe

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

morning, i’ve confirmed 100% the Lost Americana Tour will be announced wednesday, pre sales start thursday
thank you for you’re patience
this tour is going to be one for the legacy books xx

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged:

“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”

[alex @alexevans_14]

michael jackson to the man in the mirror:

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Reform voter after three pints

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Sharon Osbourne straightening Ozzy’s hair with an iron. That’s the tweet.

[Marisa Baldassaro @Nerdspringbreak]

I'd divorce my husband just for attending a Coldplay concert

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Telling my kids this was taken at a Coldplay concert

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

[ًًً @Xabiholic]

Palmer: ‘What’s he doing’ 😭😭😭😭😭