Illegal ship??? Are you the fan cop? Do we get to have a fandom lawyer? Who's the fandom judge? Is it gonna take place in the supreme fandom court? Where can I read the fanmendments? Who were founding fan-thers??
AI sucks, google search is shit, shopping online is shit, spotify algorithms are shit, windows search on my own PC is shit, subscriptions are shit, throttling is shit, ads when the tvs paused are shit, autoplay is shit, premium features that used to be standard are shit .. like
I scoffed at the idea of eggy bread using crumpets with egg and cheese but it turns out to be a revolution. This is the only way I ever want to eat a crumpet again.
I've spent today in pain, miserable and desperately lonely and it's just occurred to me that I could have asked friends for a chat but that's so fundamentally alien to me that it never even occurred to me.
I don’t think you should launch ad hominem attacks on any ethnic group but it takes a generational political anti-talent to come for the Irish at a police association
I get the appeal of barely accurate, "let people have fun" period dramas but why does every period drama have to be like that now? I want something that takes itself seriously, pls I'm starving
I work in the industry and genuinely know of a reader who missed the 'Glaswegian accent of the MC' part until the last hour of their read. I also dealt with a read where the killer had an accent that you wouldn't know on paper but gave the plot away in the 1st chapter in audio.
A fun thing for an author to do would be to have the last line of the book be something like “he said, in his Jamaican accent, which he’d had this whole time.” Make the audiobook narrator have to start the whole thing over.
For my birthday I asked everybody to come prepared with a PowerPoint presentation about any topic they wanted and BY GOD THEY FUCKING DELIVERED. These are just some highlights 🧵
(Pic of mine for tax)
It’s actually kind of funny that people pay any attention to beauty/skin/diet/fitness influencers who are in their 20’s. Like “what’s your secret??” Being 22. That’s their secret. If the kale salad exfoliation regimen still works after menopause THEN they might be on to something
A huge ol'hammer + a bucket load of humor = Erend
His head may be big, BUT there’s no denying his heart is BIGGER.
This burly, brotherly type with an Old World delicacies aka “donuts” obsession LOVES clobbering machines & we LOVE him!
Show Erend some 🧡
#LEGOHorizonAdventures
My back was so bad last night that I slept on my sofa... and while it's marginally more flexible today, the rest of me feels like I've been trampled by elephants.