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[megs ツ @megsxzum]

wasn’t planning on drinking tonight but man

[trash jones @jzux]

bar trivia is a fun activity if you ever want to feel like the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

guys be 5’8 talking about “i’ll be there shortly” yeah dude we know

[river moon @kissmeriver]

don’t give a fuck ima take it whether it’s 2 or 12

[em @emmaundy]

No joke if a man spoke to me like that his jaw would be hanging off the pigeon headed fuck

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Furious commuter's three minute rant at woman on the London Underground.

[Miss Understood @NevaehaAri]

U can ask a nigga for nothing at all and he still won’t fucking have it omg

[Rose @24kRose_]

Her slapping him AND his friend. Who is this diva?

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

finally graduated from anxious avoidant to just fully avoidant

[Katy B @afrikat]

Alex not as mouthy when it's a big bloke in front him. Funny that #MAFSUK

[MAFS Hysteria @MAFShysteria]

‘There’s a way of talking to people. You don’t have to be attack attack attack. I’ve sat here and watch you attack the women in the room and it’s fucked me off!’

Well done Sacha.👏👏👏👏👏 #MAFSUK🤵🏾

[pris @pwiscila]

Don’t need to be able to see the Northern Lights. My friends are more radiant and beautiful

[em @emmaundy]

I once had a man tell me we couldn’t have babies because you shouldn’t breed a purebred with a mutt. I literally just had a psoriasis flare up

[wennie @wenn_idk]

I lied. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to tell me in depth your first impression of me and how, why and when you started liking me