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[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@ICT_MrP Hard agree. I saw shirt signing for kids moving from Year 2 into Year 3!! I get it is going from Infants to Juniors but they will literally be seeing them all in September??

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@simonblundell91 @ChelsGraceO But no more asset rich than if I bought anywhere else. I wholeheartedly agree with closing the gap but a yearly tax that can be increased at the whim of the government is not something that I believe is best in the long term. This year 0.48%, next year 6% and so on

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@simonblundell91 @ChelsGraceO Unfortunately, my family, friends and life I’ve built are here. Proximity to them is important to me. My point was that there are many advantages to purchasing in the North that seem to have all been forgotten about to attack London and by proxy the South. We aren’t all cash rich

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@brodders_be My concern is that we are ultimately getting tied into another compulsory tax that can be increased whenever the purse strings are a bit tight. We’ve already seen them backtrack on promises they made on student finance, what is to say they won’t do it with this

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@c2c_Rail @KelseyTanner_ But these updates are wrong. I checked before I left the house and then arrived to find the train had been cancelled

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@c2c_Rail How likely is the train to start on the next 10 minutes? I’m trying to make other plans but not sure if it will be worth it

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@nicola_dEU @Samstricko181 How do you know this? The government website says that students will still need to go in on results day and then they will be shown on the app later. Just genuinely curious who is reporting 11am

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@GCSE_Macbeth Tries to simplify the art of getting a grade nine down to sentence stems. It doesn’t say anything a teacher wouldn’t already be telling their students but they want to slap a price tag on it for the pleasure

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@RenegadeR0SS Trying to get tickets for this was my Oasis. I had them in the basket, went to pay and I was booted. I cried down the phone to SeeTickets, begged for a ticket and they put the phone down on me…

[Billy_. @TheQuietKid18]

Aw these Oasis fans crawling oot the woodwork but couldnae even name ye more than 2 flavours.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

I like Paddington a lot more since we all discovered that it’s his job to assassinate the monarchy one by one.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

For all her faults, Cilla Black did give us one of the campest moments in TV history. Quitting Blind Date live on air and then shouting Surprise Surprise in the background when the producer came out to address the audience.

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

@katyperry hey hun, in Starstrukk you spell LOVE because apparently you never learned to pronounce love. Just wanted to clarify as you say in the bridge so I’m a bit confused xoxo

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

Turning 30 means spending the extra £2 on a bottle of wine 🍷

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[EJW @emmawrotethis]

My phone didn’t go off. Is my life not important??

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

Pamela Anderson is a fucking icon.

[EJW @emmawrotethis]

Changing union tomorrow then ✌️