Ms. Frizzle

couch in the elevator, ramen in the freezer

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

I only tweet the truth

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

Cigarettes After Sex came up on shuffle and suddenly I had the urge to scroll through Twitter for the first time in months

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

some people just look like they buy pre-shelled pistachios

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

i dont know who needs to hear this, but mgk is not attractive

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

when i say “whole time” i mean the less than 24 hours that i have none about its existence

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

apparently wordle is a website… thought it was an app this whole time

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

@selenagomez need you in my life🥲

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

My TikTok account got banned so i guess i gotta start using twitter again🏃‍♀️💨

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

a hug is a shirt

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

im just gonna make my own capital number system bc not having one is an inconvenience

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

why are there capital letters but not capital numbers

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

who let everyone in high school believe that stick n pokes only lasted a few months WHO

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

s t u p i d

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

looking through my old drafts is causing me physical pain like emma why the hell were you thinking of tweeting “Life threw me a couple lemons, and i could actually go for some lemonade” WHat does that mean WHERE WAS I FOUR YEARS AGO

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

going back in time to call myself stupid

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

i will be returning to twitter due to popular demand

[Jacob Sartorius @jacobsartorius]

i’m pooping

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

TENDERLOIN??? WHAT IS THAT

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

I don’t understand meat what the fuck is a brisket

[Ms. Frizzle @emmawund]

Dont even get me started on pork chops...