Emma

tweets about food, Georgia, higher ed, popular culture, PTSD, depression, animals 🌚 #FollowBackDemocrat 🌊💙

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

It's been a long time coming, but we're about to get real *professional* in this timeline. Stay tuned for seriously increased tweets that feature my actual opinion and my professional and personal goals. Yikes.

[Emma G @EmmaGmusic]

@Theholisticpsyc Also: important to note that Gilmore Girls glorifies parent-child codependency as a good thing.
I used to watch this show and marvel at how closely it simulated my life.

Now: in my 30s, I've done a LOT of work to establish clear boundaries.

I love my mum. But I love me too.

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Damn

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

@Travis_A_Scott baby high life grenades

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Threw my banana peel out the window. We are in a simulation but it’s smash bros

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

whenever i tell normal people i just dropped our of grad school their response is like “awww it’s okay you’ll get back on the horse someday”

but when i tell people who went to grad school??? they pick me up on their shoulders and carry me around the room chanting my name

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

@haryheinz all the awards. Just start throwing them, people. AMAZING #StolenYouth

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Her HAND on the door 😭😭

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

@PivotPod @karaswisher

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

So there's a great Thai restaurant in my neighborhood called Kiin. Yesterday, I searched for their website to order some takeout. Here's the Google result.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Her HAND on the door 😭😭

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

When Fel says “I’m on it!” 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

When Fel says “I’m on it!” 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

I need a bigger trigger warning next time @hulu Stolen Youth has me FLUSTERED

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

I need a bigger trigger warning next time @hulu Stolen Youth has me FLUSTERED

[Rev. Joseph Rose @josephjrose]

@mikecleere For the sake of clarity, the vast majority of churches in the United States — including the one where I serve (I happily make a micro-fraction of Olsteen’s salary and live in 750sf apartment with my wife) — don’t idolize the prosperity gospel like this. And I pay income taxes.

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

It was terrible!

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Yesterday morning I kicked off my work day (lol perpetual unemployment) and turned on The Suburbs and simply placed my forehead onto the desk to feel the feelings.

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Yesterday morning I kicked off my work day (lol perpetual unemployment) and turned on The Suburbs and simply placed my forehead onto the desk to feel the feelings.

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Grandma wishes you a restful Wednesday.

[Joseph Mullins @josephmullins]

Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.

0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.

2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Join me: I'm raising funds to help Supporting Our Survivors https://t.co/pe1bG5FQjF

[Emma @emmaxmarkette]

Also whoever the announcer is for last night- I will remember that forever #LeBronJames