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[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Dudes be like I’m sorry if you misread the 9 months of us talking and me telling you that you’re perfect for me as me wanting to date you

[kb @cheeseKATE_]

this quarantine has made me realize i truly have no hobbies except going out to eat and spending money. rather pathetic of me.

[RelatableGirlyGirlStuff @relatablegirlyx]

Might go to jail so i can focus on the gym properly

[marsha @marzmllow]

men be like, “the last thing i ever want to do is hurt u..................but its still on my list”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

good morning I did some lurking last night and hurt my own feelings but today is a new day (where I will probably do the same thing again)

[liz @unrealizzztic]

in 2020 we are not talking to any guys named matt

[E m m a @emmaxoxo777]

@ansonseabra please release the full version😭

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

me patiently waiting for someone who’s going to come into my life and not waste my time https://t.co/siJMdGE3rY

[coffee folk @coffeefoIk]

fall vibe: drinking too much coffee on an empty stomach & visibly shaking til dinner but in a hoodie

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me crying to my friends after doing the exact opposite of the advice i was given

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

I give every guy I date a 3 red flag rule.

The rule is if I find three or more red flags then I become colorblind for the remainder of our toxic relationship