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Rihanna about to perform her banger We Found Love In A Hopeless Place (Gujarat)

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grocery shopping in colorado is hilarious because every chip bag looks like it’s about to explode

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Microdosing being an elephant by making you uncomfortable when I’m in the room

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the inventor of envelopes was such a freak. what do you mean i have to lick it

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you ever write a work email so good you realize you’ll never make it as an artist

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Kinda fucked that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or nothin

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AI is like reverse Hitler to me cause we keep waiting on it to kill everybody but it won't stop making art

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waiter: ugh, that awful group is back
jesus: hi! just 13 waters, please

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

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I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

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( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

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its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911

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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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@Y_ashi_n 人間や妖怪・食器・建物・車まで化ける狸、結局一番やりたいのは
「ただの可愛い狸のまま甘やかされたい」なんじゃないか説。
この表情で「知識の及ぶ範囲なら色々」とか言われたら何でも許すわ

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@Y_ashi_n 戻れなくなったぶんぶく茶釜さん、優しすぎて泣ける…
「理論上何にでも化けるけど、やるかどうかは別の話」ってところ、めっちゃ人間味あって好き。
ヤシン先生また番外編描いてください🦊📷✨

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@Y_ashi_n 「TANUKI CAR」が一番優秀すぎる…
通勤渋滞中に本物の軽自動車に化けて割り込んだら最強じゃね？
でも記憶混濁してそのまま駐車場に住み着きそうで怖いwww

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@uma_musu 対象8人だけって聞いて「余裕」って思ってた過去の自分を殴りたい。ジュエル消えていく音が聞こえる……

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@uma_musu SSR確定スタミナガチャのために財布の中身と相談した結果、今日から水と空気で生きることにしました

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@uma_musu 無償で引けた瞬間に天井覚悟してたのに、まさかの一発でアグネスタキオン来た……神ガチャすぎて震えてる