Emma Zapf-Gilje

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

@shardulbaral http://t.co/jQHiSrLw1E

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

@unbewiebable someone got Jonah's snapchat today....

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

@unbewiebable I still don't have a single grade on Minerva. I just want to know if I failed bio :(

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

“@stats_canada: The Toronto Maple Leafs have not lost a game this year” we won't be able to say this for long I'm sure

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

@unbewiebable I'll take it. I love you more than blues pub Gracie my dear!

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

@unbewiebable it's an honour to be even close to your love for cheese. But the real question is do you love me more than bread?

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Where my verb at?

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

The average Canadian can play 32 rounds of strip poker without losing

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

@unbewiebable this unacceptable. I do a great job at this already and now you're trying to give away my responsibilities? I accept eggos

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

@unbewiebable you watched without me?? :'(

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

Prep instructor for biol 200 "c's get degrees people" #preach #truth #fuckbio

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

"Wow you guys drink a lot of coffee. This is suppose to be second cup, but this is like seventh cup." @unbewiebable

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

@unbewiebable you say "help! Help! Let me out!"

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

"It's like being drunk, but I'm not having fun." -@unbewiebable

[Emma Zapf-Gilje @emmazapg]

@unbewiebable I thought everyday was tuna day?