Ordered Amazon Delivery and selected “replace item” with the closest thing they can find if they run out of stock...
We ordered tampons.
And they sent the closest appropriate thing.
Which right now, is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls.
no one:
absolutely no one:
honestly, truly, positively no human being:
an email from a restaurant you made a reservation at in 2017 and haven’t thought about since: WE LOVE ALL OF OUR LOYAL GUESTS AND WANT THEM TO BE SAFE WE ARE MONITORING THE CORONAVIRUS AND WILL UPDA