Em Cassidy

MS Exel enthusiast

[Em Cassidy @emmcASSidy]

Ask me how grad pics went

[Em Cassidy @emmcASSidy]

@AY_DreDre Biffles and Ruffles would try to eat the tinsel and would not pose pretty

[Microsoft Excel @msexcel]

Canceling virtual hangout sessions is okay.

Choosing to spend time with your spreadsheet instead of online with your friends is okay.

Obsessing over the power of XLOOKUP is okay.

Being in love with Excel is okay.

Excel is Excel-lent and so are you.

[Em Cassidy @emmcASSidy]

Thank GOD @yelp is letting me know what’s going on at my local @olivegarden during these unprecedented times

[Em Cassidy @emmcASSidy]

The best/worst part of working from home is my roommate trying to connect her mic to Zoom and saying “hello” and I immediately responding “fresh” pretending to be @TheEmSchulz and @xtineschiefer

[LMR @thetangay]

“How are you doing?”
Me:

[Hank Showers @schauer_me]

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but maybe I’ll have five glasses of wine

[Gigi Engle @GigiEngle]

Turns out my top 3 hobbies are:

1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops
2. Going to nonessential businesses
3. Touching my face

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

during quarantine, it’s important to establish daily rituals and routines, such as lying in bed every night feeling bad

[izzy ʚ♡⃛ɞ @edwardcuII3n]

stevie nicks at the breaking dawn part two premiere talking about how twilight changed her life . i literally cannot believe this 😭😭

[Em Cassidy @emmcASSidy]

@obamaluvr1 Could be worse. A snatch is also a coochie-coo

[Em Cassidy @emmcASSidy]

@xtineschiefer and @TheEmSchulz from @ATWWDpodcast are my friends even if they don’t know it

[scott (10-Day I.L.) @scalczyk]

How many calories per DayQuil softgel

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee, please respect that

[Em Cassidy @emmcASSidy]

@thebluehawk1 @caitywolfy I copy and pasted all of my recipes from a cookbook I had

[Em Cassidy @emmcASSidy]

@caitywolfy Was I the SHMUCK?