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confessions of mid-20’s drama queen

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Travis Kelce ass was in Turkey getting his new wig when he shoulda been in rehearsal! That’s why yall getting y’all ass whooped!

[mi @egirlpeidona]

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Could be a secret Ratatouille situation.

[Kev @klew24]

“SAY DRAKE…”

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

This halftime is the best thing to happen to Kendrick Lamar and the worst thing to happen to anyone who has to explain what’s going on right now to their parents. #SuperBowl

[cleveland resident @arianadotgov]

i know brittany’s seething that patrick’s embarrassing her in front of trump like this omfg

[Paige 🐉 @PaigeloveTaylor]

This is not what I want, this is not what I planned, and I just gotta say I do not understand

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

and he did all that in KICK FLARES!

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

danced on aubrey’s grave in some old navy flares

[casey @epsteingross]

everyone saying there wasn’t a surprise clearly didn’t see how many people got out of that small car

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

For those of y’all who weren’t outside, the media tore Serena to shreds for crip walking at Wimbledon. Her coming back to do a dance that references a culture she’s actually a part of, during a live performance criticizing someone for being a culture vulture is *chef’s kiss.*

[Who? Weekly @whoweekly]

it's been over 2 months since the last episode of the Talk Tuah podcast

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

she wanted to see the aubrey lashings from the front row iktr

[izzy @spidermannwh]

jalen hurts, of abbott elementary fame

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I know she’s got her entire pension on tonight’s game

[girl moth @MothMonma]

Certified pedophiles not taking this halftime show well

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

I think him wearing those jeans was him doubling down on his villainy. Like I would be so pissed if my opp did all that successfully and he was wearing bootcuts too. Like he managed to be cool whilst wearing bootcuts. Don't piss me off

[lauren @winonaddict]

election day mood.

[j. @dunstspears]

we used to be a proper country