Emily Claypool Offord

I’m an international educator working to make sense of the world.

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@NateOfford Oh, I thought of that too…

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

Perk of being married to an Alaskan—your toddler knows how to make moose calls

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

To those who make YouTube compilations of events like trains going through railroad crossings or garbage trucks picking up garbage, this toddler mom thanks you.

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

Why did it take Minnesota so long to come up with this solution? It’s perfect!

[Kevin Wallevand @KwallevandWDAY]

Only in Minnesota. Yes, indeed. A deer stand turned into a Lefse Drive-Thru. Tonight at 6pm (Mon) @WDAYnews

[Nate Offord @NateOfford]

Need a pick me up on this Monday?

Enjoy some delightful young laughter.

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@ThienAngst Most of the Asian cultures I’ve visited use spoons for rice. And I will ask servers for a spoon, I hate eating rice with a fork that much.

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@NateOfford @CoachPeteWehry We will have to go buy the cigarettes and come back to smoke them.

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@ThienAngst I think I attempt to communicate this feeling when I say “I’m just so glad I’m not alone.”

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@NateOfford You’re only assuming it’s Nome, because you refuse to believe they would portray Anchorage like that…

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

Perk of being married to an Alaskan: Debunking every inaccurate detail of portrayals of Alaska in tv and movies. Stops @NateOfford from suspending disbelief every time. #StrangerThings4

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@NateOfford The chaos in the room around him… Clearly, he needed a moment to recharge.

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@ThienAngst Yeah, we knew for certain once he smeared it all over Nate’s shirt 😬

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

My 11-month-old ate poop off the street. How’s your Mother’s Day going?

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@calebeatworld @NateOfford Between this and Severance, it’s been a good season for tv shows

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

Good new, y’all. Waking up from anesthesia doesn’t slow down @NateOfford’s wit…

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@NateOfford I’ll watch it with you one of those times.

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@ThienAngst We’re big fans!

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@ThienAngst @KevinDMoses I feel so seen in this conversation. Yes, to intentional choice, and yes, to rearranging. I hate the mini panic attack when I pull out an improperly balanced carton and almost drop the eggs.

[Emily Claypool Offord @EmMClaypool]

@NateOfford Oh my word. Anxiety just tightened in my chest looking at this photo. I saw this very thing happen so many times. Dirty, terrible creatures.