Emma Daubenmerkl

“A surprisingly well trained individual”

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

Twitter- someone explain what this new emoji is used for 🥴

Me- when you find out that you graduate May 11 and start graduate school May 13

#gradschool #pt #ue #oof

[Harry Lyles Jr. @harrylylesjr]

evansville basketball is back

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

I asked Oseji to throw his trash away from dinner and he picked me up, carried me to my room, and put me in the trash bin there 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 #RelationshipGoals

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

So, we are getting a historically and culturally correct Mulan (which is awesome), but what about a historically and culturally correct Pocahontas?? @Disney #disney #mulan #Pocahontas

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

My mom told me that I wash my hands like a surgeon the other day. I guess I chose the wrong branch of medicine 🤷🏼‍♀️ #PT

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

“Don’t drive star spangled hammered”
-Sign seen on a highway in Ohio

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

People either think I’m younger than grace or her mom. There’s no in between 😂😂

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

Driving to the airport and there’s a yellow light that’s just about to turn red and dad goes “colorblind!” And just keeps going 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂 #MyDadIsADork

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

@claire_brown14 Oh no! Hope you are okay!!

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

Guess who got an A on their first grad school exam? 💁🏼‍♀️

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

Dad- This one is it! That’s the song!

Everyone else- You said that about the last 5!!

Dad- actually this isn’t the right song

🤦🏼‍♀️

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

You would think that by senior year I wouldn’t get winded walking up to the third floor of graves, but here I am 🥵

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

@nat_aliechristy I didn’t date anyone in middle school so I have to relive that now

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

When mom and bae both veto me wanting a dog 😭😭 #DreamsShattered #ReallyWantADog #ButTheyreRight

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

@nat_aliechristy Do the which way you do it

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

Help me settle (win) an argument. Which way do you put sheets on a bed?

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

Me: I can trace my family tree to coming over on the mayflower

O: So you just caused Native American genocide? As well as your German heritage?

Me: Yes! My family has caused all the genocide!

O: Why are you proud of that?

Me: It proves that I’m an American! 🇺🇸

(Joking, obvs)

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

Who’s better?

Ohio-
“Don’t be Shamrocked. Drive sober”

Or Kentucky-
“Don’t press your luck. Drive sober”
#StPatrickDay #highwaysigns #whichisbetter?

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

The #1 thing that sucks about traveling alone is that if you have to go to the bathroom or want to grab something to eat, you have to drag all of your shit with you #ugh

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

I was the subject for ex phys lab today and had to do a max test and afterwards the professor came up to me and said “Wow, you’re actually a well trained individual. I didn’t realize that” like.... thanks? 🤷🏼‍♀️ #WeirdShitProfessorsSay

[Emma Daubenmerkl @emmdaubs]

I love it when you overhear people in other classes talking about the class you hate and they hate it too #collegesolidarity #WeAreAllInThisTogether