emme

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Now that this is a potential reality:

YOU CANNOT MASS DEPORT IMMIGRANTS. UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS ARE 14% of AGRICULTURAL WORKERS. YOU WILL COLLAPSE THE ECONOMY.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

[emme @emmedonne]

@nicyaa88 No too late to delete

[emme @emmedonne]

I'm a rangers fan but my boyfriend is bruins. Tell me how you can shove a player into a goalie and the goal stands?

[emme @emmedonne]

The most iconic lineup of the 21st century and potentially ever again because they just don't do festivals like this anymore. My biggest flex was attending - p.s. this is also the same night Kanye left mid concert bc Kim got robbed in Paris.

[emme @emmedonne]

I always feel guilty, for a girl that loves film, that I tend to love tv shows more. But I think One Day is a perfect example of how tv is sometimes able to give context far easier than film can, given the time.

[emme @emmedonne]

I cannot recommend the series One Day more. Just watched the movie and it’s a quarter as good. The relationships they build in the series is unmatched.
I hadn’t seen the movie or read the book before watching and I was sobbing at the end of the series.

[emme @emmedonne]

Chiefs coach is the Lorax. How has no one noticed this before?

[emme @emmedonne]

I was talking to my bf about how our hypothetical kids would look and I almost said I hope they don’t have my nose. But then I remembered I have my dads nose so I hope they do too.

[emme @emmedonne]

No one takes over instagram stories the way Taylor Swift does when she announces a new album.

[emme @emmedonne]

Huge swiftie here but SOS deserves AOTY. I said what I said.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Infinite art by Jesse Martin.

[emme @emmedonne]

@tyler_lasicki Conflict of interest it seems

[emme @emmedonne]

If there’s a draft the first people to be drafted should be anyone under the age of 30 that has voluntarily run a marathon. Ya’ll already have the discipline and have proved you’re worthy.

[emme @emmedonne]

I’ve surpringsly only bought 3 things off of tik tok shop and one was an ear cleaner with a camera. So that checks out I guess.

[emme @emmedonne]

Hannah Montana was the og influencer. There’s an episode in which she tells a fan “always shower in cold water & lay flat on a towel to dry”. So at 7 yrs old for a solid 3 months I would get out of the shower and lay flat on my towel on the bathroom floor for 20 minutes to dry.

[emme @emmedonne]

Super Bowl is gonna be ravens and 49ers. Put your money down now with your local booky

[emme @emmedonne]

Signs you’re boyfriends going to break up with you: he orders mugsy jeans. Immediate sex appeal increase when you wear them?? Who are you doing that for? 🤨