mom

married mom but cool & mysterious

[mom @emmegbla]

currently scared i'll accidentally end up in the middle of the north sea 👌

[mom @emmegbla]

Also I waited all day for OG Slimes to drop & have played with them every day since they came in. They’re for the girls

[mom @emmegbla]

The way I get sucked into slime videos

[mom @emmegbla]

Seeing my baby’s hand me downs on new babies 🥹😭

[mom @emmegbla]

Accidentally being a Montessori parent my whole motherhood: Priceless

[mom @emmegbla]

“She doesn’t know any better. She’s just a baby”
I tell myself as I unclench her fingers from the tiniest amount of skin from my upper arm

[mom @emmegbla]

WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS AND BOY AM I SOAKED

[mom @emmegbla]

Me moving from the SWAT team to the SIU (special investigations)

[mom @emmegbla]

@Caitcantfindit I mean having the written recipe but I couldn’t remember if I had to skin them or not 🤣

[mom @emmegbla]

Oh they popped off

[mom @emmegbla]

When you have to shit AFTER your shower 😔

[mom @emmegbla]

WFH with a baby- can I type what I need to type before she smashes the keyboard

[mom @emmegbla]

@shelb_gutierrez @Caitcantfindit actually laughing, from deep within. This is golden

[seashels 🐚 @shelb_gutierrez]

Imagine your mom says she saved her homecoming dress for you to wear when you have your first homecoming and then she pulls out this 😭

[mom @emmegbla]

Being muted from the breastfed cannababies group for saying “fucking cute” is wwwwwiiiiiiiiillllddddddd

[mom @emmegbla]

Leighton and Adley are “playing work” right now. The innocence

[mom @emmegbla]

My husband is on conspiracy-tok please help me

[mom @emmegbla]

Painting always sounds like such a fun idea until you actually start

[mom @emmegbla]

Luckily I have a man that feeds me so he’s my favorite person 🤣

[mom @emmegbla]

& honestly if my mom was my only source of food and was a 24/7 drive thru at the turn of the head she’d be my fave person too