Nick

really good at complaining

[Nick @emmenick]

@Bouje99 @NateSilver538 @thehowie What about Venezuela was successful? Not to mention the US hasn’t seen a penny of that money

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Got good news bro

I’m pregnant with laughter

Got better news tho

Ur the father bro

Ur the father

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

ok it’s confirmed my new born nephew hates smelling salts 🤣🤣🤣

[I want that ol kind of grok n roll @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[Nick @emmenick]

im convinced there are more pilates instructors than people who actually do pilates

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This is like watching the ace who used throw 103 come in and serve up an 89 mph meatball over the middle

I know he can do better. I know the man who came up with Rocket Man, Pocahontas, and Sloppy Steve Bannon is still in there somewhere

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

This unhinged rant would solicit anger if it wasn’t coming from a criminal, who has 34 felony convictions, held accountable for rape and accused of being a pedo. I still don’t know how anyone would willingly humiliate themselves like this but here we are. Btw, the pedophile protection party should find new material for their deflection 💁🏽‍♀️

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Gas would be so much cheaper if Donald Trump hadn't raped children with Jeffrey Epstein

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following:

$510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research
$82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated)
$61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated)
$240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated)
$659 million - Community building grants
$47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated)
$449 million - Economic development grants for communities
$1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA)
$993 million - Scientific research and technology standards
$150 million - Support for American exports and trade
$2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs
$8.5 billion - Funding for public schools
$1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated)
$2.7 billion - College access and higher education support
$15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects
$1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.1 billion - Scientific research funding
$386 million - Environmental cleanup programs
$150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research
$4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated)
$768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance
$819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children
$775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated)
$5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention
$5 billion - Medical research (NIH)
$129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research
$356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response
$1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants
$707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure
$52 million - Airport and transportation security
$40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats
$53 million - Funding for homeland security operations
$3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated)
$1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated)
$393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness
$529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated)
$489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities
$50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated)
$60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws
$58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated)
$45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety
$20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated)
$395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated)
$234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs
$101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws
$46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad
$2 billion - International humanitarian aid
$1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated)
$4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs
$2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships
$642 million - International economic and treasury programs
$315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad
$486 million - Grants for public transit projects
$4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure
$372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities
$145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure
$204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities
$1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement
$100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated)
$1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection
$2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds
$90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated)
$3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research
$297 million - NASA technology innovation programs
$1.1 billion - International Space Station operations
$143 million - STEM education programs
$309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs
$170 million - Small Business Administration operations
$158 million - Loans for small businesses

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Can't even remember the last time I purchased a large quantity of natural gas from the South Pars / North Dome field. Not too concerned about these events

[Seth Lugo Protector @Sethlugo9]

Get Minter up and moving around
#MarchMadness

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

"Iran lured Jared Kushner & Steve Witkoff to peace talks, and then murdered them"

"Iran bombed an elementary school in Texas, murdering 160 school girls."

"Iran is waging a war of annihilation against New York City, whose residents will suffer from cancerous ailments for decades because the US bombed an oil refinery in NYC, turning NYC skyline into acid-oil-rain."

"Iran murdered Donald Trump"

"Iran murders 1,300 Americans in first week of war of aggression waged on the USA"

This is how the news looks like if you are from Iran.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

Be sure to tune in to the anti-woke TPUSA Super Bowl halftime show! Featuring Kid Rock, Brexton Boonley, Benson Brinley, Jaxston Brenson, Binson Boonler, Baxton Bentley, Dixson Jentley, and Bixton Bentson!

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

Washed my sheets today. God it’s so nice having clean sheets. It’s a shame you only get to do this once a year