International Sex Symbol * Smartest Man Alive * Comedic Genius * Perennial Father of the Year * BFF to the World's Greatest Dog * #TeamKickass Player/Manager *
-1,000 FLIGHTS CANCELLED
-FOOD LINES THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY
-FOOD PRICES UP
-ICE ARMY RAGING IN THE STREETS
-CONGRESS SHUT DOWN
-AMERICAN FARMERS BANKRUPT
-WHITE HOUSE PARTIALLY DEMOLISHED
-TRUMP MAKING BILLIONS ON CRYPTO
WAY TO GO #MAGA !
THIS IS THE INSANITY YOU VOTED FOR!!
He is so deeply stupid. There has never been a President less informed about virtually EVERYTHING and yet so laughable confident in his bold rambling ignorance.
โThey were careless peopleโฆ they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.โ
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
Dear @margbrennan
I will donate $20,000 to @StJude's if you will post an interview with a Republican lawmaker where you ask a question in this *exact* same fashion on the very *same show*...
And if you can't, you donate $20k to @StJude.
Deal?
So Ron DeSantis just purchased a piece of land in Destin,Florida for $86 million dollars from one of his donors & thereโs literally nothing on it! This comes on the heels of him allegedly misappropriating $10 million dollars in Medicaid funds & putting them in his wifeโs charity
Gallego just dropped a nuke:
โHow can I negotiate? The presidentโs in Asia for five days. Johnsonโs keeping the House out until January to protect pedophiles. So who am I negotiating with?โ
Thatโs an obituary for congressional leadership.
"Call blacks DEI, if the pilot's black I don't wanna fly!" Paying Tribute To Charlie Kirk and Eddie Money at UNLV!
Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to troll MAGA and Charlie Kirk
Imagine robbing a bank, suing the cops for catching you, then saying โdonโt worry, Iโll donate the loot.โ
Thatโs basically what Fuckface Von Griftburg just said. Americaโs #1 criminal wants a fucking tip. Unbefuckinglievable.
This shit is insane!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
A little over 3 minutes long! Worth the watch! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Trump has 5 kids with 3 women he cheated on. Elon Musk has 14 kids with 4 women he cheated on. Pete Hegseth has 7 kids with 3 women he cheated on. Jim Jordan enabled a molester. The Republican Party is protecting pedophiles. Family values my ass.