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the goat herself

[ej @emmerjeans]

me making uncle pussy

[ej @emmerjeans]

friends? no thanks. uncle pussy

[ej @emmerjeans]

ngl yo shit so wet i almost uncle pussy

[Fartley @UberDriverFart]

Thursday is for Uncle Pussy

[ej @emmerjeans]

jk lol

[ej @emmerjeans]

college lowk overrated

[ej @emmerjeans]

i hate men

[ej @emmerjeans]

@UberDriverFart kill them all

[ej @emmerjeans]

college lowk overrated

[ej @emmerjeans]

bro i just wanna play animal hospital with someone

[ej @emmerjeans]

passed them all life is so good

[ej @emmerjeans]

gulp ap scores gulp

[sai @rebelst4r]

not to be a bitch but i’d rather eleven be dead than married

[yui @yuibunn7]

people with less than 8 followers tweeting:

[ej @emmerjeans]

gulp ap scores gulp

[katie ⋆｡𖦹°⭒ @ohmybyler]

how about we all rewatch stranger things but stop after shock jock then immediately start reading ttmd ; ttms?

[isa⋆˚࿔ @girlboss193]

Byler is deadass the deepest I’ve ever been in a fandom cause wdym I know all the lore that has gone down in this fandom by memory

[lorrie ☾☆ @goldennwreath]

how it felt opening twitter on june 30th 2026

[fleur⋆˚࿔ @foredvens]

super soaker and season 5 having the same writers

[tab 𑣲 @ronancerrr]

will byers was only 16 years old when he became a real life honest to god sorcerer

[ria~ @jonscardigan_]

claude seeing wheezy write “the end” without its help