Emme Sue

my personal public diary with little context

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

More love, tolerance, and civility from the Dems 🫶

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

The “Because you’d be in jail moment”. 👇🏾

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

I need Maria to be the bachelorette #TheBachelor

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

#KnoxvilleBBT no question 🍊🍊

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#KnoxvilleBBT absolutely 🍊

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

Do we know Kylie Jenners new baby’s name yet?

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

Does anyone else’s parents turn 50 and become the most forgetful human beings on the planet??? I swear both of mine have lost their minds.

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

You better believe my almost every room in my house will have wallpaper. She’s gonna be beautiful

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

How do you tell someone you freak out when other people touch your sheets without sounding like a psycho? Asking for a friend.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Barstool took over Knoxville yesterday

@BWalkerSEC @KayceSmith @BarstoolBigCat @charocompton @stoolpresidente @rudeboy_junda

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Threw a whole damn mustard bottle on the field

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

Coach put the man who hit Kiffin with the golf ball in, he knows how to throw

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@OldRowVols please post videos of the bar fights tonight

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Tempting…. #knoxville

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

An actual occurrence in Chick-fil-A @ student Union

Worker “what’s your name? “
Kid: “dalton”
W: “what’s your name?”
K: “dalton”
W: “what”
K: “DALTON”
W: “your new name is bob”

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

I am the least competitive person you will ever meet.

Oh you wanna win more. Alright let me help you.

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

@atkerijean I just saw these exact words and font on yik yak

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

Growing up is stopping trying to make yourself hate country music. Follow my playlist on Spotify: “Yee Haw, Y’all Hear 🐷”

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

ISA from my mother: “I come with a full set of every possible kitchenware to whoever wants to marry me”

[Emme Sue @emmesuesmith]

I have taken into habit saying “obviously” like Severus Snape and I am not mad about it