Emmett

An ordinary, rules-following, perfectly average LEGO minifigure who is mistakingly identified as the most extraordinary person and the key to saving the world.

[man seeking merry hell @merryhellwce]

The year is 2035. A game of football lasts 12 minutes and is exclusively available on Kayo Premium Plus for just $119 a month.

You listen to Gettable’s fourth episode of the day, trying to remember the before times.

The Cornes/Gorringe government romps to another landslide.

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

Whatever. We were only 10th. 😂

Fully looking forward to this week #NFLinMelbourne

[Dan 🦙 @dodgyllama]

Thoughts & prayers for great mate & loyal Carlton man @emmettoreilly - who gets to spend 3 days in Melbourne with me this week. Rough banter ahead 😂 #AFLCatsBlues #NFLinMelbourne

[Dan 🦙 @dodgyllama]

Thoughts & prayers for great mate & loyal Carlton man @emmettoreilly - who gets to spend 3 days in Melbourne with me this week. Rough banter ahead 😂 #AFLCatsBlues #NFLinMelbourne

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

Hoody > Polo.

[Carlton FC @CarltonFC]

Josh Fraser, AFL Senior Coach 🫡

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

@aflratings Wait a second. Is the WC weekend all Melbourne based? Even if there is a higher interstate team?

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

Aaaaah. Smudge out. Bangladesh still over 100 runs in front. Aussies cooked. #AUSvBAN

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

I genuinely think

(a) people have forgotten how bad North was and where they needed to come back from; and

(b) some sections of the media have kept receipts from the time Clarko was the coach or one of the most dominant sides this side of 00 and they came of 2nd best…

[Fox Footy @FOXFOOTY]

"You can mount a strong case it hasn't developed as quickly as you'd like..."

Has North Melbourne improved enough to make Alastair Clarkson's job safe heading into next season? #AFL360

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

Clearly even the @AFL can’t even see whose playing …

#AFLblueshawks

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

@backwiththeflyt @hoff47 Media actively advocate for pro-Collingwood outcomes. There’s a network of media sycophants which just report positive spin on Collingwood incidents. So when Michael Christian makes a decision in favor they’ll all go

“Yep, that seems right”

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

@The_PrenderCast @1116sen @SENSportsday It’s actually a terrible place to watch footy at. The atmosphere is non existent.

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

@lennydil @The_PrenderCast This is awesome. Thanks for making it make sense beyond the doomsayers in old media

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

Michael Christian, MRO once again looks after his old club.

[Footy on Nine @FootyonNine]

🚨 JUST IN: The MRO has had his say 🚨

#9WWOS #AFL

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

Razor on the money here. It’s not an isolated issue of contact. He ran from a distance and contributed to, and put the umpire in a vulnerable position.

The media defending him and giving him an out is ridiculous #AFL

[ABC SPORT @abcsport]

"He's going to have a lot of trouble explaining why that's okay. 🏉

Collingwood defender Brayden Maynard could be in trouble after making contact with an umpire during a melee in the Magpies' six-point win over Gold Coast on Saturday.

Read more: https://t.co/6I9c0Rkbgp #AFL

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

@The_PrenderCast S.O.D.

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

@The_PrenderCast 🙄

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

Disney Hates Australia

[Marvel Updates @marvel_updat3s]

The ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ Global Press Tour will include:

• Madrid
• Shanghai
• London
• Los Angeles
• Amsterdam
• Mexico City
• Paris
• Berlin
• Rome
• New York

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

@JakeMontgomery_ @ESPNNewYork Ron Baker. Frank N.

Get me in that parade!

[Dan 🦙 @dodgyllama]

Congratulations to my long-suffering mate @emmettoreilly - a rotten run of sports fandom has finally ended! 😂 #Knicks #ReverseTheCurse 🧡💙

[Emmett @emmettoreilly]

Hang it in the Louvre.

Just so Wemby can see it whenever the F he wants.

#nbachampions

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!