nap captain

Sarcasm. Coffee. Conspiracies.

[nap captain @emmgson]

Dammit. There's another wild animal inside my front porch again....

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boobs shmoobs

[Mark the Overseer 👀 @MarkTheOverseer]

RT if you'd wear this shirt. #TakingBackSundayWithMark

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@iamcheesethief Don't forget to take care of yourself (hugs)

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@iamcheesethief Yes please! I've been out of the loop. I can follow you on wattpad now?

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@iamcheesethief I regret living where they are frequently around. I feel like I walk among Men In Black aliens.

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@iamcheesethief Do you have spider crickets around?! They are what nightmares are made of.

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She hates me.

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@FrankIero Thank you for coming back to Lawrence! I'm so excited to go again!

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@Sumarji09 @iamcheesethief You're the cheese knees. They fry my brain. I want answers! Do you have any favorites?

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@iamcheesethief Have you heard of the Phantom Time Hypothesis? Idk your opinions on conspiracy theories.

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I haven't had this shitty of a day in a looooong time. 😫

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@Sumarji09 @iamcheesethief And that's why I do. Keeps the rest of my family away lol.

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@Sumarji09 @iamcheesethief 😂 rude.

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@Sumarji09 @iamcheesethief I prefer just straight from the carton.

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@iamcheesethief Ha! I wish. I just wanted to give my dreaming mind the middle finger.

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@iamcheesethief. That's the fun of being an adult. I had a dream about ice cream that I couldn't eat. I woke up and ate some for breakfast.

[nap captain @emmgson]

I needed some fresh air.