emmi dawne

Even on the worst days, there’s a possibility for joy.

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I don’t need to be like mega rich, I would just like to have enough money to get through my manic impulse buying phases without crippling myself financially

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Today’s debate between my very opinionated male middle school students:

Does God poop?

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Update: a third party (my brother) admitted that he’s actually the most stubborn so it doesn’t matter anymore 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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Poll: If you argue with someone for 15 minutes about how you’re not the most stubborn person in the family, does that make you the most stubborn?

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Can I put parallel parking as a special skill on my resume?

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@coraisabel I’m oBsEsSeD

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3yo: Look, it’s a bead!
Me: That’s really little.
3yo: Yeah. But his mood is big.

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This this this

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Me (to myself): You really need to clean out the trash can.

Also me (to my other self): if it’s a trash CAN, then it CAN clean itself out.

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I’m really bad at the concept of “you just spent $60 on groceries so you don’t need to stop for food on the way home”

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How did someone discover singing? Like how did it happen? Cuz I totally picture the Neanderthals just screaming until they figure out that screaming can have different notes and then screaming notes as a pastime because they have no hobbies.

(Yes, I did just watch The Croods)

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I have a cool reading/work chair in my room, and I made a cute little work/art corner...and yet...I am typing out all my paperwork while sitting on the floor.

Hey, God? I have some questions...

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Picture this:

What if I just up and moved to California?

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🎶 Some things never change 🎶

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Always Tired, Never Sleeping: A Memoir

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Update: I got a keyboard for Christmas and may have played it until 12:30am last night...

“Played” being a loose term

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Is 23 too late to learn how to play piano?

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I guess I get it from a landlord’s perspective, but why do I need 3x my rent in income to get an apartment?? I just want to get a cute little studio and a doggo.

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Get you a boss who puts smiley faces in nearly all of her emails to remind you that she genuinely cares (:

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This time last year, I was in a toxic relationship with a guy.
Now I’m in a toxic relationship with myself.

Proof I don’t need men 👆🏻