Emily Brandt

Cheese Skin. Cilantro heart.

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I still can't believe Issa cheated on Lawrence. He is amazing/so gorgeous. #insecure #hbo

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I even went through the trouble of having to reset my PW just to complain to the universe. I'M FUCKING SICK. Ok, I got it off my chest.

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I'm sick. I wanted to make this my Facebook status but it seemed more twitter appropriate.

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"The man with no penis." This is a new low, TLC.

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Now we know why they couldn't air last week. #MrRobotFinale

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It's on!!! Yassssss! #MrRobot #MrRobotFinale

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@itsKrust it came already?! is it a big roll? I am so excited. Christmas is going to be great!

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@itsKrust So, I decided to log onto twitter to check out whats happening and my last 3 tweets were from Sawyer playing on the iPad.

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@TheNextMartha OH HEY! I guess I do know how it works! Hows things?

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Its been so long I am not even sure I know how to use this thing.... #oldpersonproblems

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Sorry- I got hacked. :/

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Haven't tweeted in a long time but was wondering at what point is a fever too high in a 2.5 yo?

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@Darls10 I'm good!!! How about you?!

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Blog:: Pooping in the Pool. http://t.co/1kI0Twfw

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@babybabylemon yeah I wished that worked "That is NOT a valid entry" is NOT my friend. #onthevergetypeofday

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@elletheheiress i am so sad those came out after the twins were out of bouncers! So cool! Have you seen the stroller they make?!