Emmie Johnson

I once finished a whole tube of chapstick without losing it.
She/Her

[Emmie Johnson @emmiej_okay]

@the_queenlulu ✋💁🏼‍♀️

[໊ @sonohoor]

i’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years)

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Not even being dramatic when I say netflix owes everything to these women. They literally would not exist in the context that they do without them.

[Pedro Pascal Daily @pascalarchive]

🏳️‍⚧️ 🫶

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

by @juliusgoat

[emily ☾ ❤️‍🔥 cleveland! @sparklyboots89]

i wouldn’t understand because i’m not a fucking idiot but how does someone see trump withdrawing from the World Health Organization and go “fuck yeah finally” like what is one positive of that please enlighten me

[lady (lauren) jessica @laurenjesholmes]

born to dilly dally forced to lock in

[Emmie Johnson @emmiej_okay]

Why is no one talking about this?!?

[Big Bird @BigBird]

Day 3 of being tiny. I was able to get to Hooper's, but Baby Bear didn't see me. Do any of you have suggestions on how I can get big again? #HelpBigBird

[Emmie Johnson @emmiej_okay]

Lincoln the dog says "Roof🙌 Roof🙌 Roof!🙌" @HuskerVB

[Emmie Johnson @emmiej_okay]

Having a dog is loving them so much you'd do anything to make them happy but also gaslighting them into believing the toy they just ripped open and starting eating the stuffing out of never existed

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Starting a rumor that I am a nepotism baby just to see if it helps

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

[time for bed]
me = wide awake, ready to tackle a big project or three

[time to wake up]
me = unresponsive, could sleep for six more hours

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Emmie Johnson @emmiej_okay]

Me with any classic rock song I played on Rock Band

[Quim 🍂 ミ☆ @kurtsdimples]

THEY SANG THIS ON GLEE

[Emmie Johnson @emmiej_okay]

Having more than 5 friends?? In THIS economy?!?

[Emmie Johnson @emmiej_okay]

Turning up your music so loud you can't hear the intrusive thoughts >>>>>

[Emmie Johnson @emmiej_okay]

April Fools!!!

[Emmie Johnson @emmiej_okay]

So cool how April Fools' Day lands on Friday the 13th this year!