Emmie

thriving • vibing • barely aliving

[yung🛠walken @as_a_worker]

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why i Monitor the Situation on company time

[brooks sterritt @brksstrrtt]

asking the Buffalo Wild Wings waitress to turn all the TVs to Al Jazeera

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

NEW: The first U.S. bishop appointed by Pope Leo XIV—a refugee himself—is mobilizing priests to accompany migrants at immigration court on June 20.

This is the kind of leadership Leo’s picking.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[Emmie @emmiliem]

A Match Made in Nature: Gear Hugger x 101 Bikes E-Bike Giveaway! https://t.co/N00fAeF3Ak

[Emmie @emmiliem]

We didn’t deserve pope Francis

[Emmie @emmiliem]

Honestly, Catholics peaked when pope Francis become pope. Like damn, what was everyone smoking during conclave when they picked him.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

i keep saying “enough biopics” and then they announce the most tailored-to-me biopic of all time

[emma @msmegalodon]

please remember val with me the way he would have wanted: an ally to the lesbians in the crowd. not the rest of the crowd though

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

no, we knew

[kathleen @holdenfordfocus]

fly high, juilliard trained val kilmer

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

Righteous Gemstones is the best show because every episode contains multiple lines of dialogue that no human being has ever said before

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I will never ever get over how amazing Biden's answer was when asked how many genders there are

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Opening Day?

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

how it feels to not use chatgpt for anything because my heart is pure