Emmitt McInnes

yeah totally. for real for real!

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I swear if the eventual heat death of the universe cooks my steak well done, I'm going to be soooo mad.

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It's hard being a white boy in the suburbs with no milk

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Ik I'm Soo smart!
I got pipe cleaners so we could make it look pretty!
-Jesse Marcil

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Who does this guy with the red leather jacket think he is?

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Have you ever seen a Mol?

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how come all these teachers are getting a strike while I'm getting gutterballs

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your ass could make America great again- Brooklyn paige crowe

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if my name was Christopher, I'd go by stop

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someone kill Luke, he made all my drinks warm, but not like too warm yk?

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crazy how the smoke never actually be right at me. it's always a bit away, lurking

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do I get superpowers if I drink paint water and mattress water combined?

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ok benadryl boy

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man, where did all the thyme go?

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Leaving the schizo party, to many mfs here

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Me when I appear, poof!

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If I ever turn evil, I will be sitting in your blindspots

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I be shredding up drywall and putting it in my tacos

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The Mona Lisa is cool and all but like, who's that girl in the picture???

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So good at swimming without my arms that the lifeguard has to come see it

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Gotta love emojis. Like there for everyone!
You:😎
Kurt Cobain:🤯
Me:😴