Emma

*perched*

[Emma @emmlamby]

just rediscovered peter yorn 🤩😔🌇

[Emma @emmlamby]

Thinking about how one time I went to Brazilian party and someone came up to greet me with a kiss on the cheek but I thought he was going to whisper some gossip in my ear so I said ‘ooo tell me’

[Emma @emmlamby]

Discord is the nerdiest shit omfg i hate compsci

[Emma @emmlamby]

if you post a song to your story I’m tuning in!!! and judging harshly

[Emma @emmlamby]

would it be too niche to go as those Amish men playing basketball in Indiana for Halloween?

[kaav @kaavyya]

imagine asking him to scan a QR code to look at a menu

[Emma @emmlamby]

You haven’t discovered true freedom until you start commenting on random people lives, a whole new world is unlocked

[Emma @emmlamby]

watching your friends fall in love is actually one the greatest life experiences you can possibly have!!!

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

honorary pride month post 🏳️‍🌈

[ronan @michaelhoIden]

happy pride month to the best video on the internet

[Emma @emmlamby]

I long to play cheers to the governor

[Emma @emmlamby]

whatever you say ed 🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🤰

[Emma @emmlamby]

Got told I look like Fiona Apple 🤩🤩

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

This is what being alive is all about https://t.co/TDETsl6f35

[Emma @emmlamby]

I think that I could chill with a tiger no problem like we’d have a good time but if I had to hold convo with an alligator I’m absolutely toast

[@awejones @awejones]

Gossip? Oh you mean trickle down yaponomics

[Emma @emmlamby]

hangxiety going crazy right now because why oh why was I talking about the sociopolitical state of India

[Emma @emmlamby]

I hope I don’t raise a kid that’s allergic to grass that’d be soooo embarrassing omg

[Emma @emmlamby]

thought my day couldn’t get any worse then remembered I spent $25 on 15 packs of gum at costco

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

an eclipse you say…?