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@OutFrontCNN @tomforemancnn Well, *clearly* once you've used two tablespoons of the avocado mayo, you have to throw the remainder of the bottle in the trash ... because you *can't* use the remainder for something else. It's just [CNN] common sense.

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@TheAKGuy Updated meme, because /fvck yeah/!

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@peterrhague How do you say "Peyronie's" in Mandarin?

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@HenMazzig Job loss for free speech? Sorry, sweetie, the First Amendment protects you from government oppression. Your employer can fire you for any reason, like "I don't like the color of your socks" or "I don't like your shltty attitude." I'll go with the latter here.

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@skillz17q New Yuck beat Commiefornia to the punch. Didn't see that coming.

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@Breaking911 "a" person migrates. A horde like this invades.

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@BernieSanders All of the evil billionaires you listed busted their humps to get where they are. Minimum wage is a starting point, not a cap. Want to get paid more? *EARN* more. Make yourself more valuable to your employer. Don't just sit on your ass and b1tch. You're not owed squat.

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@sentdefender Oh NOOOWWW they care about things like the UN Charter and international law.  I'll bet they're a big fan of "freedom of navigation" right about now, too.

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@FINRA_Robbed_Me @stoppfeenin We already have this. I recently interviewed an "electrical engineer" who has never soldered anything. (He mostly writes software, and by "he" I mean "his AI agent")

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@nicksortor @GuntherEagleman We've got Wes Moore here in Maryland! and ... well ... okay, nevermind.

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@GovWesMoore @rep_stevewomack

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@NiohBerg Survivalism in action. If you don't actively demonstrate your fealty, the guy behind you will kill you because you weren't fealty-enough.

Alhamdulillah.

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@fox5dc >> Paul Pelosi faces a potential hit-and-run charge

Like, with a hammer? Was he in his underwear again?

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@AnnCoulter Fine. Make them choke on it.

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@ImMeme0 I'll bet she has a university degree ... maybe several. Life is difficult when your only tangible skill is "can fog a mirror."

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@RepDexterOR TPS - TEMPORARY Protected Status.

I'll bet you're getting tired of people pointing that out.

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@GovWesMoore You intentionally omit the word "temporary" from "temporary protected status."

>> Forcing Haitians and Syrians to return to their *home* countries ...

And yet, even you admit that the USA isn't their HOME. You are a disgrace to the office you hold.

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@Acyn Hateful SoB. You don't only love your country when "your guy" is in charge, and hate it when he's not. You love your country often in spite of the current leadership. At least here, we rotate our leaders on a schedule to keep them from becoming too Fidel-Castro-ish.

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@DiscussingFilm Sooo ...

Me: Will there be dinosaurs? Like maybe a T-Rex?
Ryan: Of course.
Me: How about sleestaks?
Ryan: ... Definite maybe.
Me: Sleestaks are tight!

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@flak_henry @_10delta_ China *leading* the shift to renewables? That's rich. Hey, Gemini, how much of China's power is produced from coal? Gemini: "Coal accounts for approximately 60% of China's total electricity generation."