matisse

Can I take a minute to speak with you about our lord and savior Geena Davis?

[ilanarboleda @ilanarboleda]

Thanks @teresajusino & @TheMarySue for their responsible journalism & getting the story right https://t.co/0ns68D2oEa @GDIGM @Donahuefilm

[matisse @emmmkay45]

@benoight I thought I was the only one who noticed that lol

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

despite it all, i've never felt more proud to be gay. being part of the lgbtq+ community is a blessing, and no violent act will change that.

[Alyx @krustyskrab]

if you are discouraged, remember that humanity is not the man who shot 50 people. it is the hundreds lining up right now to donate blood.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Coworker: It's Monday!

Me: fight me, you piece of shit.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

If you're voting for Donald Trump raise your hand.

Good. Good.

Now use that hand and smack the shit out of your stupid face.

[matisse @emmmkay45]

All the weight I lost from simply not eating for the last two weeks I have regained this morning in bagel-weight. #toastyanddelicious

[matisse @emmmkay45]

Lol. I forgot twitter was a thing. welp

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

What some people don't know about Trump is that he coined the classic "stop hitting yourself" bully routine.

[LTB @_Tempo11]

HE'S SUPER FRIENDLY I yell as my big black dog runs full speed toward a group of screaming toddlers

[Rosario Dawson @rosariodawson]

"If only LIFE could be a little more tender and ART a little more robust." - Alan Rickman

[matisse @emmmkay45]

"Donald Trump is so rich, you'd think he would buy a better hair piece..." -@almostkay
@realDonaldTrump

[matisse @emmmkay45]

@SChubrichSeep I thought you would appreciate this

[matisse @emmmkay45]

MW in Portales, my sleeping schedule is so bad it's come full circle, and my ComEd prof is teaching Horror Movie 101 on the side.

[matisse @emmmkay45]

I'm going to get a bumper sticker that says "Donald Trump is a gigantic talking ear of corn."
@realDonaldTrump

[matisse @emmmkay45]

"If Cher had some best friends, I'd be Cher, and you'd be the best friends."
-@jizzfest2014

[matisse @emmmkay45]

What did I say about giving Sweden corners?? And ref, you need to get your sh*t together. #goUSA #womensworldcup2015

[matisse @emmmkay45]

@mPinoe is SUCH A BEAST!!! #goUSA

[matisse @emmmkay45]

#StopGivingSwedenCornerKicks2K15 #womensworldcup2015

[matisse @emmmkay45]

@natvanlis Is his argument that women can't appreciate a good 'guy movie', or that he can't appreciate women? I couldn't tell...