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Eating out alone means having your pick of the bread at the table AND not having to share

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@FreddyLA7 You need a Culver’s butter burger in your life

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Me explaining to my friend’s 4-year-old that the grey team (Dodgers) are the bad guys and “the big bully of baseball”

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@johnsummit Toronto pls :’)

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It was the moment every kid dreams of.

The sequence that led to an iconic moment for Jackson Chourio and the Brewers 🍿

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Are Blue Ivy Carter and North West frenemies like their parents?

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I have to start putting people’s names by their book suggestions in my TBR because some people need to be held accountable for some awful books I’ve read

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@acousticbiebers my world @ Summerfest 2010

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@MicahhParsons11 @phoebethebernese on Instagram if you want more content 🙂‍↔️

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@MicahhParsons11 We have one who’s lived with us in Canada, California, Arizona, Wisconsin, and more. Very adaptable, mellow, and loyal dogs. Goofy and overall just giant teddy bears. Ours just turned 9.

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my social battery is like an iphone’s- fully charged at 80% and only goes down from there

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I am so glad I was my sorority days were long before these dance recruitment videos, good Lord

[Razz @sznrazzz]

nobody:

somebody uncle tonight:

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@BR_OpenIce @EmptyNettersPod The Oilers booked this out for every dinner in Florida, whether that was the night before a game, or after a game FYI. Both years.

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Honestly giving Illinois a run for their money

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I love you Alberta, but there are some bad bad BAD drivers here

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My bag watching me follow it around the carousel

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Not having Dolly and Miley out to trio ‘Jolene’ was such a missed opportunity

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Growing up is choosing mint at the dentist instead of berry

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If a place has auto gratuity of 18-20% (I’m looking at you Miami), why not just build the gratuity into the pricing/server’s wage? Kind of defeats the purpose, no?

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How does one get into fencing? Bobsledding?