emily

"becoming a blueberry" - cards against humanity

[Maggie Rogers @maggierogers]

DC NIGHT 1 ⚡️

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My parents had me listening to Goodbye Earl at an impressionable age and wondered why I grew up a borderline misandrist feminist

[Shira Rose @theshirarose]

With all the New Year resolutions floating around about eating healthier, please remember that the most unhealthy thing is your eating disorder.

[emily @emmmmmelizabeth]

@cheerios @GeneralMills should sponsor me and my food pharmacy!!! Each family at the children’s hospital in the diabetes department takes home a box

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[Kim Severson @kimseverson]

@vishmili @nytimes Try this gift link https://t.co/l1vY5wDzAv

[Jarrett Payton @paytonsun]

YO! APP STATE WINS ON A HAIL MARY!!! #AppState

[Benjamin Perry @FaithfullyBP]

Want to hear something amazing about crying?

Emotional tears have higher protein concentration than irritant tears, which makes them fall down your cheeks more slowly—increasing the chance they’ll be seen and solicit care.

In literal ways, your body is built for community.

[ESPN @espn]

APP STATE UPSETS NO. 6 TEXAS A&M ON THE ROAD‼️

@AppState_FB

[emily @emmmmmelizabeth]

Now imagine listening to someone like this when they give nutrition advice 🤦🏼‍♀️ baby we are all carbon oxygen and hydrogen

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Syb5Oe8gDG

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Markwayne Mullin had over $1.4 million in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Vc7mLQa2RS

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[JM Rieger @RiegerReport]

REPORTER: Is this unfair to people who paid their student loans or chose not to take out loans?

BIDEN: Is it fair to people who, in fact, do not own multi-billion-dollar businesses if they see one of these guys getting all the tax breaks? Is that fair? What do you think?

[John Legend @johnlegend]

If you’re fortunate enough to have already paid off your student loans or make too much money to qualify, it’s still possible to be happy for people receiving some much needed relief. So many are weighed down by this debt. Let’s celebrate the relief and then work toward making…

[emily @emmmmmelizabeth]

@fob4life85721 Kids are going to sell their school lunches on the black market for money obviously that’s why it has to go……….

[Dr Chuks @theeatdisdoc]

[Thread] Let's talk about skin and disordered eating 🧵...

[delia @delia_cai]

He's a 10 but he calls you "chef" as a sign of respect