@linethesimp Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)
Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
after the ogre.
@linethesimp She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had tried to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest part of the tallest tower for her true love
@linethesimp SHREK
Once upon a time there was princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.