Emily Moedl

Charlotte. Cats. Coffee. Cheese. Clothes.

[Emily Moedl @emmoedl]

@lauraaasays If they try and charge you for a second key say no. Because 10/10 they have two keys already and are trying to just make money. (I know from experience and was hella pissed it happened)

[Emily Moedl @emmoedl]

How can I add the new @HoboTheOriginal pulse belt bag to my wedding registry? Because i need that in my life. 😍😍😍

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@jhenny907 I still use mine for amazon prime 🤷🏼‍♀️ it still works for some reason

[Emily Moedl @emmoedl]

Netflix says that The Office is a 70% match for me. I’ve never been so appalled. I’ve watched this entire series at least 12 times.

[Emily Moedl @emmoedl]

Grandma “Im going on a cruise in Nov. but I’m staying on the boat the whole time I don’t want to get kidnapped and sold to be a sex slave”

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My mom and grandma just face timed me from a pool in Mexico. I’m doing laundry. Obviously I’m also doing life wrong.

[Emily Moedl @emmoedl]

Was outside for TWO MINUTES and got it seven times by mosquitos. I'm never leaving the house again.

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Our hot water heater broke. The plumber said he'd be here between 11-1, so obviously I'm still not wearing pants 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@jhenny907 I'll fight them. Corn dogs are my favorite food.

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Casually crying while picking out music to walk down the aisle to. So obviously I'm probably going to sob on the actual day. #happytears

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I was 👌🏼 this close to buying a circular saw today so I could build a headboard and coffee table and dining room table. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Emily Moedl @emmoedl]

Just had my singing debut at AMB tonight singing Simple Man.

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Casually just bought 4 new bathing suits online just now 🤷🏼‍♀️ #itsfine

[Emily Moedl @emmoedl]

"I like oatmeal but I think of a saggy vagina when I eat it" -Georgie the bride #bachelorette2k18

[Emily Moedl @emmoedl]

Delaware is weird. I can't buy beer at a gas station or Walmart. What's a girl supposed to do around here?

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Like I just want to be her

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My grandma rode in a hot air ballon last summer, and ultralight plane yesterday, and is now drinking with cops so they can breathalyze her

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#grandmagoals

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Sitting on our front porch drinking wine and eating a grilled cheese. Pretty sure I'm winning at this adulting thing right now.

[Emily Moedl @emmoedl]

A creepy old guy hit on me at work today and made me feel so violated I almost had to ask him to leave the store before he walked out.