emily morrison

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

pretty sure there was a low scale famous actor on the 149 this morning. i don’t watch movies so can’t identify him but was holding a bag of mnm’s & an exposed toothbrush. odd behaviour

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Why do I only have 3GS in Peckham. I’m not even sure this will post. Which me luck getting back east

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

@angusmcarthur 👒🎩👒🎩👒

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

30% sure I just saw Ben Simmons in shoreditch. Doesn’t seem like very much but it’s more than 0.

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Spotted in richmond (London): young chavs full kit eating hummus with carrots, classic

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Employee at my local big Tesco just gave me the most heinous look when I asked him where the edamame was?? Random shopper next to him asked if I was Japanese?????? Huh

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

🗣️ BAN BACKPACKS IN PUBS 🗣️

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

A lot of words there but you get my point

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Why’s it so embarrassing putting your AirPods in their case in front of your friend when you get to your destination

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

A lot of words there but you get my point

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

(The app)

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Bring back house party

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Idea: contact lenses with transition ability

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Jack the Ripper walking tour business is booming

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Can’t work out if the trainer at my gym is creepy and thic (not the good kind) or sweet and stupid

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Sainsbury’s camera above the self checkout really serves Looks

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Less action than my love life in the past 6 months #englandvsUSA #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Saw my first abandoned Shiv on the tube today. If it’s yours last seen at Oxford st.

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

@angusmcarthur How’s the form

[emily morrison @emmorro7]

Dropped a DO YA LYKE IT CAYDEN at work and not one follow with good cheese sausage innit 😔