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[em @emmtayy]

“smile more”
me:

[chamomile @nollywoodstemme]

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater...
i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

[em @emmtayy]

me to my 7 year old students: “no more getting distracted we need to get work done”
me two mins later: “do you wanna see the wheel im getting my cat for his 3rd birthday??”

[Lys @inherlane_]

I admire how men always choose themselves. I think women should do the same.

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

i don’t believe men mature later than women, i believe they’re just allowed to be more immature and have less judgement imposed on them for longer than women.

[em @emmtayy]

student: ms taylor do any boys love you
me: lots of boys in our class say they love me
student: no boys your age
me: 🙃 no not that i know of why
student: because you’re 29!!
me:

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i didn't wanna talk to anyone

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me doing one hour of selfcare after doing 23hours of self-destruction

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

another day of existing

[em @emmtayy]

me: takes nyquil two night in a row because I have a stuffy nose and sore throat
my mom:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me staring at my bed one last time before i go to work

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[rico @somethinglovely]

the urge is always right in this case

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i'm gonna be so productive today

also me:

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

my toxic trait is saying “it’s only $20” 500 times a week

[em @emmtayy]

uber driver asks me if i want to listen to music, i say sure. spends some time scrolling his phone then puts on my humps by black eyed peas

[em @emmtayy]

accidentally left my (rental) car running for 8 hours on a side street in toronto yesterday. i am unwell