emmie🐘

i like smiling . she/her

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

one of the funniest things about modern family is how they put sofia vergara in these horrifying astoundingly ugly outfits but wrote her character as this fashionista and because she’s one of the hottest women to ever exist none of us noticed LMFAO

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i luv when cats sit in tht position tht makes them look like a rotisserie chicken

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

midnights tour is age restricted because she’s going to bring a man on stage during vigilante shit and sacrifice him

[𖤐 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮𝙍𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𖤐 @TrippyRaven]

I wanna be a “gym rat” but instead I’m a rat in the pantry 🥹

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

if a man tells a joke and it's funny i'll wait until i get home to laugh

[azj @azjieee]

it’s literally something going on every day. i’m tired

[Lucas @illiterate_ish]

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

i think each week therapists should pick their most entertaining client and refund the cost of their session

[PRIMA PISCES @Tekiylaaa]

I think it’s interesting that so many takes are “stop having sex” did y’all forget what men do to us when we say no and they don’t like it???

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

nah @youtube say the whole thing

[Elizabeth Gillies @LizGillies]

Bet your ass I did. ✂️

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

ok but in the interest of fairness, if you are gonna outlaw a girl hobby (abortion), you need to also outlaw a guy hobby (maybe golf? misogyny w the boys?)

[Naomi Ekperigin @Blacktress]

Sure I could work on pursuing my goals but have you seen this show where Japanese toddlers run errands