Emily Wagner

stop wearing a wishbone where your backbone ought to be

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

Seeing Taylor’s 10 minute version of All Too Well live healed so many parts of me that I didn’t know needing healing ❤️

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

Vampire diaries is bullshit. Give the viewers what they want!!

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

Ticketmaster is really out here trying to ruin 2023 for me… first Taylor swift, now Morgan wallen… I’ll scream

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

@ everyone that goes out to bars/restaurants & doesn’t tip… are you not embarrassed?

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

It took me 2 years to remove all of the red from my hair when I decided to be blonde again, & I swore I would never go back but all of you walking around with terra cotta hair might have me convinced

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

All of these punk bands that are regrouping or releasing new music after YEARS, really just knew what we needed I guess & I am living for it

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

Maybe I’m late to the party, idk. But why aren’t more people talking about the 365 day movies… I’m obsessed

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

So envious of girls that look good in biker shorts because it will never be me

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

I cannot be the only one getting MAJOR Freddy Krueger vibes from the creature in @Stranger_Things season 4

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

Really had the urge to go out tonight but since my TWO friends are busy it looks like I’ll be spending my night on my couch 😅

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

I’m not sure what I’m going to do now that This is Us is over. I need the Pearson family in my life forever 😭😭😭

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

@reedgilbert11 Sims 2 was the absolute best

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

I watch my dogs all day on the camera while I’m at work & they look super sad that I’m not home so I think I should quit my job honestly

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

Waited 6 weeks for an appointment & they literally cancelled on me 2 hours before 🙃

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

It’s a sad day when my regular @FedEx driver isn’t on his route because he calls me a queen & that’s exactly what I need 👑

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

If I could eat one thing everyday with absolutely no regrets it would be the kitchen sink cookie from @panerabread if you’ve never had one do yourself a favor & spend the $5 🤤🤤🤤

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

@DylanGacek555 Lmfao well according to the emergency alert that blew up every device in my house, it’s essentially a windy blizzard

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

It was today that I learned what a snow squall is…

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

Warm oatmeal is straight trash, overnight oats though… wow 🤤

[Emily Wagner @emmwags]

I feel like way more of an adult when I go to Starbucks & order a hot coffee vs a blended or iced coffee. Something about it seems a little more sophisticated to me.