Emily L

I get by with a little help from my friends

[Emily L @emmyL14]

Reese’s eggs are so much better than regular Reese’s #facts

[Emily L @emmyL14]

They need to have a game show where contestants have to choose the appropriate size tupper ware container relative to the amount of leftovers. I would lose every time.

[Emily L @emmyL14]

Tonight we went bowling.... the ball got stuck on my finger and went flying through the air where it proceeded to land in the far gutter in another lane and then bounce back into our lane and knock down 7 pins #talent

[Emily L @emmyL14]

Just asked @skiggiddySCOTT if there was enough snow to go sledding. His response “yeah if you want to rub your 🍑 raw on the concrete.”

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Scott was just trying to spell something to someone on the phone and said “W as in warthog” .... #wtf

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My mom had an MRI and the report mentioned grey matter and she asked if it was grey because she is old 😂

[Emily L @emmyL14]

@skiggiddySCOTT Can you spell or....

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Direct quote from @skiggiddySCOTT to me: “you’re the second funniest person in this relationship.” 😂

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Had egg whites instead of regular egg this morning to balance out the 7000 calories I’m going to consume later today 🍗🍗 #HappyThanksgiving

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How far we’ve come in the last three years

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Today a six year old told me not to worry cause her poop was like squishy chicken nuggets #pediatrics

[Emily L @emmyL14]

Today I decided on my 2019 New Year’s Resolution: to actually listen to people’s names when they introduce themselves

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Pretty proud of myself. Not everyday you get the opportunity to reference Creed. No missed opportunities here. @skiggiddySCOTT

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Anne’s response after finding out she was going to be kicked out

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@annelipsitz about to be kicked out of the fam chat 😂

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@amy_lipsitz said I need to start tweeting again. So I present you with a typical view of my mom when she FaceTimes.... she’s always this close.

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When the fam group text is lit 😂😂😂

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I don't know why my sister thinks I'm annoying #youngersibling

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Just bought vodka, water balloons & anti aging lotion at Rite Aid. I'm sure the cashier was questioning my life as much as I am #stayclassy

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I spend 60% of every yoga class in child's pose #flexible #fitfam