Em 🌿

i mostly tweet when i’m high (she/her)

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

*me having a panic attack* this is just like puss in boots

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

I bet the first time Charles Schulz drew Snoopy he was like oh shit hell yeah

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

Joining the bluesky train @ emcmichael 🫡

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

man door hand hook car door

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Reposting this for no particular reason.

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

This guy doesnt know what an exit poll is

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

Friendly reminder please don’t make poll workers lives harder by writing in shit on your ballot, no one sees it but them and all it does is make them work later than they probably are already going to

[bug girl @buggirl]

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

(Love all my friends reading this)

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

My favorit passtime is getting a little drunk and telling my friends i love them

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

I hate gay Halloween because I am virulently homophobic

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

@spikeloid @holy_connoli 👀🥵

[Jess in the Wild @Jess_inthewild]

Popping a raw pillsbury halloween sugar cookie like it’s a fucking adderall to get me going for chores

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

I introduce myself as just “Em” now pretty much everywhere and I swear 50% of the time if I order something or go to a fitting room they just write “M” 💀

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

I love play video game

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

WHEN I SAID FREE HIM THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

Free my boy lewis jfc

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

Anytime i tweet about f1 its basically just for @BryceBenoit and @RBSecondDriver

[Em 🌿 @emmy_mcmic]

New zelda good more playable zelda in future games pls mr nintendo