I’ve decided that from now on anytime someone brings up something cringe I did I’m just going to say “huh, I don’t remember that”
And gaslight the past into oblivion
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
If I ever go missing please don’t release a bunch of balloons. It’s cute n all but u no those balloons don’t go to heaven right? They pop and birds eat them and they die. Just drink tequila in my memory instead. That’s how I would have wanted it.
When I was 18, shortly after moving to NYC, I made out with a man at a house party who had recently been on an episode of Law & Order: SVU.
This was my first brush with fame.