em ☻

girl who is going to be okay

[v. @sweetoblivions]

everyday i open this app and this is all i can think about

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

@WastelandBabyy1 omg he said that to me too someone needs to stop him

[L 💜⚔️ @strayspacehound]

imagine being an indie musician and you get broken up with through voicemail. fuckin' jackpot

[kale @softkale]

i’ll say it…i like picking up people from the airport….hearing the stories about their travel…making sure they made it home safely….

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

this is a very big deal to me

[Netflix @netflix]

Natalie Portman, Mark Ruffalo and Tucker Pillsbury (Role Model) will star in the Lena Dunham rom-com, GOOD SEX.

After a decade in a failed relationship, Ally turns 40 and reenters the New York dating scene. She’ll meet two men — one in his twenties and one in his fifties — who show her there's no set formula for good sex.

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

omg when did build-a-bear get so expensive? 😭😭 I used to be able to walk in there with a $30 gift card and leave with whatever kind of animal I wanted 🙄

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

I forgot I made this tweet but I would like to amend this statement. Cody has lost his podcast privileges.

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

the only men who should be allowed to have a podcast:
-kurtis conner
-cody ko & noel miller
-joe santagato & frank alvarez
-jason & travis kelce
-rhett & link
-julien solomita
-im feeling nice today so i will let the sturniolo triplets slide.

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

my biggest dream for my 20s is to live in a 1 bedroom, 1.5 bathroom apartment that costs less than $1200 a month.

[katie dey @katie_dey]

i love when my pointer turns into a little hand . that means i can click 👆

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

everywhere I go there is always a man with shoulder-length hair in my way.

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

I keep forgetting that I’m 22

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

dooon’t care

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

please take my phone away

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

men will see a 23-year-old woman having fun on tiktok and then go in the comments and say some shit like “pushing 30 btw 🥱”

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

@WastelandBabyy1 Speak your truth queen. Never let them silence you!!!

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

does anyone know who I have to ask about getting my free adhd car?

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

Make all the free cars the government gives out to people with autism or ADHD look like this and see how many people *really* need to claim them.

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

u act like u love this american shit but really the truth is u scared of the six 🫵🏼‼️🙄

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

just in case anyone was curious

[em ☻ @emmyexe]

I had a nightmare last night that I had $74 in my bank account