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uci 23 | 21 | she/they

[emmy ツ @emmygardnerr]

@gbm2cool 😶

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@britobrien_ fellow fan moment

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@britobrien_ nah bc this is perfect

[gogo @margo_go_go_]

everyone in their 30s texts like a robot writing fiction and everyone in their 20s texts like if a polly pocket with an adderall prescription came to life and everyone in their teens communicates via technotelepathy

[emmy ツ @emmygardnerr]

@keelin_pogue HOW-?

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@ulykid7 the way i’m going thru like a box of capri suns a week in isolation....

[emmy ツ @emmygardnerr]

shots in arms is the new boots on the ground

[emmy ツ @emmygardnerr]

just taught my 68 year old dad what himbo means over grilled cheese and tomato soup and it’s his new favorite word i regret nothing

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

the horse has now officially left the hospital

[Baby Boys @babyboyssucks]

buff sings baby boys, so should u
💪 duke and the cash 🤙
https://t.co/zym5ZDA1Ot

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

oh my god. it took him nearly 6 months to recover, but folks, captain teeny has struck again

[emmy ツ @emmygardnerr]

@stratocashter look at HER GO

[Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts @scienceshitpost]

Breathing techniques from declassified CIA documents

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

live pic of police at the capitol

[emmy ツ @emmygardnerr]

@__Squee_ apparently it’s Brussel’s Sprout. i feel so betrayed.

[emmy ツ @emmygardnerr]

all this fucking time i thought it was brussel sprouts. what the fuck is wrong with me

[emmy ツ @emmygardnerr]

this take is truly so bad i can’t stop laughing at it

[Andrew @Andrew72035510]

@pattonoswalt @mulaney I'm too broke to have a drug or alcohol problem. Seems like celebrities have a hard time with addiction because they have too much money. Why didn't he ask for help the first time he got blackout. Either way say hi to demi for me