Emmy

come back with a warrant

[steph @steph_mcca]

hello tampon at the bottom of my purse . I love doing this crazy life with u

[KB @kbnoswag]

I have “a guy” who’s been giving me hot gambling tips for a while now. His name is Jesus Christ, and today he told me to bet on the Lord forgiving me of my sins and to “take the over” on the amount of unconditional love he has for me

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Being from California means never having to say you're sorry you didn't know how to spell Connecticut until you were like 19

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

TIME TRAVELER: Don’t talk to anyone, we can’t risk changing anything.

ISAAC NEWTON: I’ve discovered gravity!

ME: [giving him an ear bud] That’s not even John Mayer’s best song.

[shannon @shannincurry]

a dating app that matches horse girls with men who exclusively take pictures holding fish. rt if u agree

[The Common Man @tcm97]

Holy shit it’s June 11th already?? What’s next, June 12th?? Fuck everything

[Emmy @emmyjshepherd]

@jesspettite You’re totally right

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

One fun sexy fact about me is that every time I talk there is a voice inside my head assuring me that my words are stupid and valueless.

[bre battaglia @battagliabre]

nick jonas really didn’t have to go that hard when he said rEd DrEsSs in the background of burnin up but he did that...he did that for us.

[annalise @annalisee_hitee]

In less than a year, this will be my home for three months. Please pray for protection, peace & open hearts as people recover the loss & damage caused by this monstrous event. https://t.co/0hTId4zO84

[Emmy @emmyjshepherd]

I have made the mistake of telling some of my friends that I don’t really like dogs and now I don’t have some of my friends

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Home is where your loose hair is in abstract shapes on the shower wall.

[Emmy @emmyjshepherd]

Try to understand people. People who hurt you, who scare you, who hate you. Try to understand, and try to love them anyway.

[sandra leesbian ❼ @sandraleesbian]

this is why people bully theatre kids https://t.co/57D9AwRp2L

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

hate the awkward first couple of weeks of friendship before you know what their trauma comedy limit is

[Emmy @emmyjshepherd]

Bravery resides in every heart and some day it will be summoned

[Emmy @emmyjshepherd]

Vulnerable is the new cool

[Jennifer Espinoza @sadqueer4life]

my body isn’t so much a temple as it is a monument to pure, unbridled anxiety

[Emmy @emmyjshepherd]

@camillemarieee Check ur last tweet