Emily Dalton

[Emily Dalton @emmylizzi]

@Fishersfields Come on let’s give these kids one last game! It’s going to storm tomorrow

[Emily Dalton @emmylizzi]

@hartgoat For real tho!!!

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@BussinWTB It’s the absolute worst.

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@JanieandJack Linda at the Fashion Mall location is by far the worst person I’ve ever met. I have never dealt with such an insanely rude person and I’ve worked in retail before.

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Ready and waiting for @TheMasters to begin! Just a few more days and some flowering Azaleas would make it better! #themasters #TheMasters2021 @PhilMickelson @PGATOUR @GolfDigest @GolfChannel @GOLF_com @TheMasters @GOLFstats

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@Target what are we waiting for with not putting all the fall/Halloween decorations out?!

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Parenthood is really just buying expensive breakfast bars that your child refuses to eat

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Pull👏🏼it👏🏼together👏🏼@instagram 👏🏼

[Emily Dalton @emmylizzi]

Chloe, out of nowhere, just grabbed my face and said, “mommy, I will never leave you”

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I just hit peak mom status..we got a van

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@ms_em317 Sweet Stella, no ones favorite princess is Snow White & if it is...maybe don’t play with them!

[Emily Dalton @emmylizzi]

I love my kids more then life it’s self but as I waked out the door, I had the biggest smile on my face & whispered bye bitches @ms_em317 @MLK_317 @alfjelde @aliwong

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@twojudgeygirls why are you not talking about #RHOC on IG?! Are they all in Miami together?! #threeamigos ignoring #funemily

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Just when I though @ChickfilA couldn’t get any better. They had an egg hunt & for every egg u found, u got a free item off the kids meal🙌🏼

[Emily Dalton @emmylizzi]

I wondered why none of these cheese filled crackers Chloe and I were sharing had no cheese. she just told me she licked them all

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I dread the day Chloe says “ok fine!” when she realizes my threat to leave her is just a bluff to get her to move faster.

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I cannot with @hulu right now. How did they capture my whole Jr. high life perfectly in a show!! #PEN15show is hilariously accurate

[Emily Dalton @emmylizzi]

What makes a good #PepsiHalftime show?! Knowing all the songs. Loved Maroon5 and Outcast. Screw you haters