Emily Willing

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Off topic but Andrew Taint (you can’t tell me his name is spelled any differently) being arrested because he shared a video of a pizza box that gave away his location on social media when he was arguing with Greta Thunberg is the absolute best way 2022 could end

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

giving him body dysmorphia

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID.

[… @lurkmenistan69]

therapy isn’t enough i need DRUGS i need ORGASMS i need CHEESE

[bagagwaa @bagagwaa]

Big “choose your fighter” energy with these little guys

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

united states mcflurry machine

🤝

not working for the people

[William Knight @william__knight]

One year ago… the scream heard around the world.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

An abortion ban will result in more men committing murder. This isn't hysteria or a false panic. It's an objective truth.

Homicide is the number 1 cause of death for pregnant women. Boyfriends and husbands who don't want to have a baby will take matters into their own hands.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[chadchad @thechadx2]

nipples go hard

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand

[Emily Willing @emmyrose49]

@kyjpdavis Actual worksheet I received while in highschool at cal.

[Emily Willing @emmyrose49]

@kyjpdavis I remember during the week that we talked about the “sin of homosexuality”, the teacher said “you know the disgusting feeling you get when you see gay men kissing? That’s god telling you it’s wrong” and I thought “I’ve never experienced that”

[Emily Willing @emmyrose49]

@kyjpdavis So I graduated from this school in 2017 and I can say this is unfortunately pretty standard. My gay friend (who had not come out to any teachers) regularly got unwanted emails with articles about homosexuality from a teacher. One Bible teacher I had (cont)