emily stoned

[emily stoned @emmyshitz]

If they ever discontinue the SpongeBob ice pops (with the gumball eyes). I would drive cross country buying them all up to store them in a remote storage unit with the most high quality freezers and security system. I wouldn’t let anybody know the location..

[emily stoned @emmyshitz]

Yall remember the good old IG days where you could stalk your exs following and find out who they are talking to immediately…

[pedro @jnkysza]

aquela amizade que eu amava e hoje não se falamos mais

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me arriving to work 26 minutes late but I don't care because I do the job of 3 people and can't be replaced

[cadu @aquamrae]

hoje minha psicóloga disse que eu não preciso aceitar o comportamento do outro apenas porque entendo os motivos dele agir assim

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Rain is stored in the boobs. @ArianaGrande

[emily stoned @emmyshitz]

@Zhlk1131537 @reliquai My bday too…

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

@DrKaylaGarrett I could fix their hierarchical behavior myself with my own two feet and a sturdy pair of boots

[chrissy 🐾 on hiatus! @BUSYWQMAN]

actually i will never shut up about how bad we were robbed

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me at the end of the Zoom meeting where I said nothing the entire time

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Ariana Grande raves about Yorgos Lanthimos’ ‘BUGONIA’ in new Vogue Japan interview:

“Have you seen it yet? I’m not kidding: That’s my heaven movie. I’m the target audience.”

(https://t.co/myyPb7EUVu)

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

WATCH: Native Americans are protesting after ICE detained 4 Oglala Sioux tribal members in Minneapolis.

Three are still unaccounted for.

Let that sink in.

The original Americans are getting treated like “illegal aliens” by masked federal agents.

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

BAD BUNNY
SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW
FEBRUARY 8TH

[emily stoned @emmyshitz]

@UPS I saw one of your trucks driving with a open trunk the other day

[Pedro ꕤ @pedroupland]

honey, wake up! New Jacob Elordi and Ariana Grande picture dropped !!!

[Gabriel ✨🏝️ @GabrielHorizons]

5 days till ACNH 3.0

[emily stoned @emmyshitz]

@ehjovan Wait what which….. I loved this show