I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my 𝕏 profile.
Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
@sportingking365 I have made up my mind that before I die I will speak the truth even as a man united fan that Messi is the greatest even as it’s painful to admit
When Messi ask for the ball, they give him. When Messi comes close they leave the ball for him.
Authority. King of the pitch.
I've been saying it since that Messi carries this team, not the team carrying Messi.