Emilee Cipolla

Mentally and physically exhausted 24/7

[Allan @TheAllanAguirre]

"I don't care if Emily tells every secret on this Island. But if she tells me how much rice to cook, I'll snuff her torch personally. I'll make a damn risotto if I want."

- Cirie

#Survivor50

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

Happy euphoria Sunday

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

Jokes of them I never went back hehe

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

Officially off work for the next 6-8 weeks yeehaw

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

Hey just a reminder pregnancy is never an April fools joke

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

Am I the only one who actually liked and misses sleep away camps

[jezz @JezziiB]

TO ALL WOMEN OVER 25:

Zinc
Vitamin D3 + K2
Magnesium
Creatine
Omega-3

Hourglass bodies aren’t random.

Hormones, energy, and recovery are built daily.

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

This mama is exhausted idk how to find the energy to clean this house or bathe this child today 🥲🫠

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In Friends, the iconic “PIVOT!” scene was almost impossible to film.

David Schwimmer yelled so absurdly that Aniston and Perry kept breaking character, crying from laughter.

He later said: “I think it’s the hardest I’ve laughed in my life.”

[Lethal Homo @LordeCali]

Whoever keeps trying to reset my IG password, not happening bitch.

[lee ⭐️ @evrys3counts]

“you must be my oldest brother jackie it’s so nice to meet you” shooting me would hurt less actually https://t.co/X1vigQNqvk

[mali @maineventmali]

Sinners didn't even make the list...

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

She’s exactly like her character from Orange is the new black 😭

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

Okay my mom did the same thing to me for bringing home a cat in the 3rd grade???

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: 'Teacher of the Year' at an Alabama elementary school arrested after a horrific video of her allegedly beating her 12-year-old son with a belt was leaked by the boy's older brother.

2nd-grade teacher Nicole Staples has been charged & fired from her job.

Staples's older son, Jackson, says he was the one who leaked the footage to Cottage Hill Christian Academy, where she worked.

She was named Teacher of the Year just last May.

"I didn’t feel like, you know, she should be working at the school or even doing that to my little brothers," said 24-year-old Jackson Staples.

Jackson said his mom had "done it to me my whole life."

Staples was charged with willful abuse of a child under 18.

What a good brother Jackson is.

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

sleeping over at someone’s place when you didn’t plan to.

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

If you would have asked me in 2020 if this is wear I’d be in 5 years I would have spit out my drink

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

This 4 month sleep regression is not for the weak lmao I’m a literal zombie running off fumes

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

Nothing is as funny as Joyce losing her shit to Dustin and Susie singing never ending story

[Emilee Cipolla @emneece]

New dishwasher installed felt like Christmas today

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s their month