Legally Emerson Graves

I draw, write, and animate sometimes. But mostly I meme. @emrgraves on TikTok. They/them.

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That being said, I’m taking volunteers to read a couple of them and give me some unbiased feedback Don’t be afraid of making it brutal. Sugar coating the flaws won’t make me a better artist. 🖤

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Today I have finally reached 1000 story rejections in a year 🤟 Next pay day I’m getting SCOTCH and DIET COKE to celebrate.

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@AngryArtist113 I WOULD DIE FOR PEPPER SPRAY

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@DocCrog Hell yeah 🤟 Puedes hacerlo, mi amor!

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@DocCrog Bc it’s so accurate

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@awolfnamedjohn @seananmcguire @RoAnnaSylver @Twofishie @chanteuse251 A GOD-TIER SPLOOT

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@AngryArtist113 Oh I remember. I had 6 cats at one point and they all gave birth around the same time with 8-10 kittens per litter. Biting and scratching was not fun but the snuggle times were Supreme 👌

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@AngryArtist113 COVERED IN ABSOLUTE LITTLE BABIES WHAT A DREAM ✨

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Dealing with a car wreck is so needlessly complicated. It’s not my fault some dipshit decided my car would look better without windows- why do I have to wait 7-12 business days for my insurance to tell me I can take it to a shop?

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It’s the last 15 minutes ever working this job and I’m on Twitter lol.

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@AngryArtist113 B-baby. Smol 🖤

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@DocCrog YOU CAN’T JUST SHOW ME DEAD THINGS AND EXPECT ME TO JUST MOVE ON WITH MY DAY, OKAY?!?

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My coworker (jokingly) referred to me as his little baby girl and it took 12+ years off my lifespan and did 2000pts of psychic damage.

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@DocCrog Okay but as long as I don’t share an awful sliding door with the kitchen and can hear EVERYTHING- we should be good.

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Man, I’m really excited to not share a door with the kitchen and to not have roommates who make dinner at fucking midnight when I have work early tomorrow morning 👌

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Love having to attach a 6-page addendum letter whenever I have to provide photo ID.

Yes, this is me. Yes, it has has the wrong name. Yes, I am doing everything I can to fix it. Ffs

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@tinkybwinky @DocCrog Ain’t that the truth. They’re good people but the pay and benefits suck, and I’m so glad I won’t have to fight tooth and claw to make shit better all the time.

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DEAD ASS I JUST TALKED TO MY MANAGER AND THEY FUCKING HAVE TO HIRE TWO PEOPLE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THE SHIT I DID IM. HOWLING.

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@DocCrog 🤞🤞🤞

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I let my manager know I will be leaving in a few months today and the sheer look of horror that crossed her face as she realized just how much I do for this company and how hard it will be to replace me almost felt nice.

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@DocCrog …oh no